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Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

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That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!

#2 - On 10/14/2012 at 10:45am by TheFamilyElf

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The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

#3 - On 10/14/2012 at 10:45am by Welshite

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