Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

by Patrick / 10/14/2012 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals

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  • Just stay outside with your dog, sounds much cleaner.

    #2 - On 10/14/2012 at 6:53am by mclauren29

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  • When my Corgi was a puppy, I'd stay outside with him until he did his business. Walking them rather than just letting them play tends to get it done quicker. After the fourth time though, you deserved it.

    #11 - On 10/14/2012 at 7:09am by lajaynay

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