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Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13045) - you deserved it (1680)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Never trust birds

#2 - On 09/23/2012 at 1:27pm by sarah6786

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Woah! They have synchronized bladder cycles!!!

#10 - On 09/23/2012 at 1:31pm by babalooisbabaloo

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