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Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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On 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm - animals - by :,< - United States

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Pretty little pony penis.

#2 - On 09/17/2012 at 9:27pm by thefailgurl96

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Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.

#8 - On 09/17/2012 at 9:31pm by 283leis

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