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Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18338) - you deserved it (1363)

On 09/12/2012 at 2:31pm - animals - by shadokis (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!

#1 - On 09/12/2012 at 4:26pm by Mikeskinner

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I think I just threw up a little

#2 - On 09/12/2012 at 4:26pm by wyattshack

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