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Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML


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On 09/01/2012 at 7:15pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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I would have punched him in the face...

#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 3:46am by MolesterStallone

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You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!

#8 - On 09/02/2012 at 3:52am by zandalee

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