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Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19505) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)

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Gotta love the feel of a nice, wet pussy.

#4 - On 08/24/2012 at 10:15am by llamafish

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Did you not shave? Maybe your cat thought it was a mouse.

#8 - On 08/24/2012 at 10:18am by saIty

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