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Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7788) - you deserved it (25814)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

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When is it ever wise to throw a bottle at a living thing?

#1 - On 05/05/2012 at 6:19am by Tsunami87

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"I thought it would be wise."

You know it's a YDI when...

#5 - On 05/05/2012 at 6:27am by itssosparkly

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