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Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

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Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

#9 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:50pm by gonad_gobbler

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At least she was out enjoying the sun! The mess can easily be picked up... Sorry it happened in your garden though.

#1 - On 04/09/2012 at 12:47pm by AngiLaLa1

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