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Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20166) - you deserved it (8613)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

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Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.

#1 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:13am by nerdsgetmehot

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Pussy whipped ;)

#3 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:14am by lexex1

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