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Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23586) - you deserved it (3421)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

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I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment

#19 - On 10/12/2011 at 1:17pm by instnt1nfction

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Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded

#1 - On 10/12/2011 at 1:00pm by crackz12

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