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Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (2700)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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He was just trying to catch dinner.

#2 - On 10/12/2011 at 5:06am by whippymcdumb4zs

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We all have that one crazy uncle

#4 - On 10/12/2011 at 5:07am by nohugs4u

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