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Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (1862)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

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Should have given it a redbull.

#2 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:04am by marinus

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Sounds like what happened to the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday.

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:03am by StoryOfTheYear

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