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Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 10:56am - animals - by PghSportsNation - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

#2 - On 09/02/2011 at 12:53pm by Mean_Mr_Mustard

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Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

#5 - On 09/02/2011 at 12:54pm by iAmScrubs

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