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Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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Your roommate is a psycho watch crminal minds animal cruelty is step one

#2 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:45pm by timetoshare

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How long did it take?

#4 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:46pm by fijianchick

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