By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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bwenduh45 7

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

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ariannaimelda 7

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

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bwenduh45 7

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

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margie2194 12

Awee :( Is it me or is FML getting flooded my fish stories as of recent?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

This toilet has the power to reanimate the dead! I say we use it to cause a zombie apocalypse! Who's in?!?!

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Sniff_N_Tickle 4

16 you sound like such a queer

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Ldesu 0

Corny jokes can be so washed up and shallow sometimes, even if they come in a steady stream. I'd much rather drop in some deeper humor even if it may sound a little fishy.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Theres something catty with that fish. You should of checked if he had one small fin...

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TheRealBruce 12

83 I was expecting you to say "you're just sleeping you'll eat it later."

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SweetJTBR 22

You'll be able to find your fish in Australia, at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Street, Sidney Go find it OP!

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Holy_ish 19

lmao nice you remembered the whole address

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Eaglestrike117 29

It most likely only moved a little because of the flush starting.

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FarSide 22

Maybe the fish wanted to break out...

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Spottedfeather 7

It's 42 Wallaby Way, not wallaby street.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

I'm that's a common mistake. "My fish is dead, I better flush it down the toilet. Oh wait, shit, that's my possum playing dead".

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Brool_Story_Co 17

I meant to say, I'm sure that's a common mistake. No edit on iPod.

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jren207 24

Not only does this magic toilet revive the dead, but it also turns them into different species. Cool!

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bryannab1 0

possums play dead so thats what they probably ment. not that it was an actual possum.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Thanks 139, we hadn't clarified that already

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bethanyjk 0

Is that supposed to be funny?

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ariannaimelda 7

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

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margie2194 12

#3 I enjoy your profile pic so much. It's bloody hilarious.

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ariannaimelda 7

Thank you haha :) I'm glad it brings joy!

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tylersign 11

3, every time I see that picture I laugh xD I've probably seen it 50 times by now, that's 50 extra laughs.

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number0 8

Amen. Spiderman's perfect buttsex expression FTW!

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aFatFuck 0

you do know the toilet spins the fish around making it look like it's swimming when you flush it? It was dead. calm down

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Broc831 6

Nuu!! Fishee!! y are you sleeping?! *shakes plastic bag w/ fish inside* lol nemo. don't worry it was all part of a fish conspiracy so he can find his dad.. hahaha

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livlafluv100 2

ya. the fish will live a happy life down in the sewer.

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Harlson13 0

took the words right out of my mouth

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

107- I wish I could thumb that up 100 times! LOL

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vjose 0

good work nemo! now go find your father!

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MeaganJFD 0

Mann, not curiosity killed the fish… you did :P

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CryMoreFMLs 14

What is this... Two kids... One sandbox you put in your profile...? I must invetigate.... Prediction:

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Oh my god kill me please. I am scarred even worse then if I had seen Satan's hairy ass in person. Do. Not. Watch. It.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It's horrific. I would rather watch lemonparty for 6 hours.

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kathuzada 6

A family movie about two boys learning to share in a sandbox at the local playground.

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777buddy777 0

wonder who's looking for it

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ironyisforlosers 0

I read this as "my five year old died" originally. That would have been an interesting FML.

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Just_Peed 0

Hahahaha xD WTF I can't stop laughing cx

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