Animals: Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started...

By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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So that's what the smell was!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

ariannaimelda 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:53

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

Comments

kenziegurl14 0

Friday 5 August 2011 15:45

You lucky bastard, you found Nemo and had him for 5 yrs.

waschaffer 5

Friday 5 August 2011 15:52

most likely he was just being pushed around by the circulating water, not that he's trying to find his dad in the ocean...

Amrel 10

Friday 5 August 2011 15:54

So your fish was playing dead

ilovepandas213 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:59

Haha somebody has been letting their fish watch a little too much Finding Nemo ;)

Elsda 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:01

i would cry if that happened to my birdie... but it didnt. im sorry fyl

missemalythecat 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:16

We're talking about fish, not birds. Why would you flush a bird down the toilet?

iloveboys12 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:05

Think on the bright side..... when you saw him dead in the fish tank, you took him to the toilet. On your way to the toilet, he was exposed to so much air. Then and the toilet, when tpu flushed it might of looked like he was swimming but maybe it was and illusion