Animals: Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started...

By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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So that's what the smell was!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

ariannaimelda 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:53

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

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missemalythecat 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:23

This kinda happened to me except I was burying the fish. He started moving when I set him in the ground, so I was able to save him. Yes I bury fish. It's more respectful.

Cow_girl_cutie 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:35

Guess he died for sure this time if he's in the sewer with all your sh*t

ttlyfmlduh 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:09

dude this is so sad I have a fish and I love him so much. people just don't understand fish love

dbt88 15

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:00

Similar happened to me. It had ick and was tangled in the plants and wouldn't swim when loose so we assumed it died, and it swam once it hit the water ...with bleach in it. FYL OP

iJustLiveLifee 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 11:00

you killed a poor little fish -.-

BoogersYummy 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:10

the adventure continues of finding nemo

lml4 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:56

awe:( so sad!

rainbowmango 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:35

OMG!! Awwwwwwh. thats so sad

mordantsupernova 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:03

Honey, dead fish often have spasms. I had an aquarium for about a decade, and it shook me to, but it's really quite normal. Your fish was probably dead.