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Today, I released some ducks I had hand raised with my sisters at a local lake. They were raised around my huge German Shepherd, which explains why they didn't freak out when two huge dogs came out of no where and killed three of them, in front of my little sisters. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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R.I.P little ducks :(

#4 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:14pm by kittycat99

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Um... well yeah!

You don't just release domesticated ducks like that. Why were you raising them in the first place? They should have been turned over to the local wildlife rescue rather than you, obviously untrained and uneducated, keeping them as pets then throwing them out in the wild where they would have zero survival skills.

Those poor ducks died because of your stupidity.

#12 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:21pm by TornadoChaser

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