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Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

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Tell me his user, so I can butt fuck him with the chopper.

#5 - On 06/13/2011 at 7:14pm by saIty

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Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

#1 - On 06/13/2011 at 7:13pm by jess6blondie9

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