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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Gimme a break

By anon - 04/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

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msimaginarium 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:20

You are a better person than I am. I would have kicked his ass.

womanjesus 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:33

bitches be crazy

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:51

You go girl, keep your man in check!

pepper477 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:21

wait, so he pooped on the table?

PrickHead 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:22

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1215116a 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:46

I hope you're kidding.

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:05

Just like his user name. He's a prick.

kamiicult 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:09

His name is PrickHead, I don't think he's messing around.

Molord1 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:29

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alicecanitbe 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:40

your dumb :P

likeabaws 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:51

LOL :D

kc1997kc 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:18

could you be more sexist?

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:54

Yeah, you're a sexist asshole. Woman seem to have to do all the cleaning. I don't think that cleaning, or work of any kind should be classified as a man's job, or a women's job. It should be equal. When the work needs to be done you should both pitch in.

cass85 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:32

If you're going to make sexist remarks to try and troll women, try and come up with something more original. This is old, dull and overused.

CondomSense 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:22

Break up with his dumb ass. People of his nature need to die in a hole.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:47

I don't know who thumbed you down, but I agree. they tend to be lazy, worthless asswipes that never amount to anything. her and her kids would be better off. kinda makes you think trailor trash!