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Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13615) - you deserved it (46137)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

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did you invite other cats??? lol

#8 - On 05/18/2011 at 2:52am by gayboii

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Can you say, "cRaZy CaT lAdY."

#4 - On 05/18/2011 at 2:50am by hockeyrocks39

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