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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33261) - you deserved it (19156)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:37am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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