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Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47802) - you deserved it (16354)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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Ill get the razor.

#3 - On 05/11/2011 at 5:54pm by passief

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I'd go to the doctor for that...

#1 - On 05/11/2011 at 5:54pm by ClingyOtter

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