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Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (3293)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

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that's kinda cute. pet her

#2 - On 05/09/2011 at 2:36am by badbe

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Well pretend to be a dog and run her the fuck outta there.

#13 - On 05/09/2011 at 2:40am by BahahahLOL

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