Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (3964)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Top comments

Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 5:03pm by Valle79

See in context

Always wear protection when entering your dogs flaps. This PSA was brought to you by the good people at Beastality "R" Us.

#3 - On 02/18/2011 at 5:05pm by every1luvsboners

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: