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Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6104) - you deserved it (25111)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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WTF that's animal abuse you ydi

#2 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:05am by ChibiGirl5

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now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!

#19 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:32am by girlnxdoor

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