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Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6926) - you deserved it (26289)

On 09/08/2010 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Technically..... it was a dead animal.

#5 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:22am by tharrnacker

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Oh well, just give it to Lady GaGa. I'm sure she'll find some use for it.

#4 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:17am by bunnyhunny

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