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Woosah's FML badges
  • Profile completed

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    47%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    76%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    23%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    59%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
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Woosah's favorite FMLs

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

By dude / Tuesday 20 January 2009 14:01 / France

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

By what / Thursday 11 June 2015 22:46 / United States - Livermore

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

By furball - / Sunday 15 June 2014 20:01 / - Inchture

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

By imalosertho - / Wednesday 11 June 2014 01:01 / Canada - Truro

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

By blanknameisblank - / Monday 9 June 2014 19:36 / United States - Fayetteville