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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    30%
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
    0%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    36%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    60%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    5%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    75%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

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    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
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Sleepy_jaz's favorite FMLs

Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

By jlmed - / Monday 2 June 2014 23:10 / Colombia - Cali

Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

By ugh / Sunday 1 June 2014 22:15 / United States - Concord

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 31 July 2014 16:24 / United States - Dallas

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

By xerrika / Tuesday 3 June 2014 11:56 / Canada - Windsor

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

By jogginglikeitsmyjob - / Thursday 31 July 2014 11:51 / United States - Boston