About Salic77
The entire fml staff are a bunch of over sensitive pussies who need to learn that people are gonna talk how they want to talk.
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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

By laxguy23 - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:11 / United States

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

By haileelouxxx - / Friday 22 August 2014 12:05 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

By jake - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:21 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 June 2014 17:26 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

By Idk - / Thursday 29 May 2014 06:46 / United States - Gainesville