About Patrickalamo
Ok I'm so obsessed with badges I started a Facebook group "FML Badges". It is a new page but it is there to seek and give advice on earning badges. www.facebook.com/groups/374370812743064/ I got my very first FML posted and just thought everything got posted. However, 20+ failures there after. A work in progress. Yes, pic number two is Howard Stern dressed in drag... It is my favorite Christmas ornament. If I viewed your profile you either had a cool comment or pic... Or I could have just been trying to figure out what was in your pick. More than likely I gave you a fuck, for no particular reason. What are you still doing here go write some comments.
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Patrickalamo's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Patrickalamo's favorite FMLs
By patrickalamo / Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:23 / United States
By Nexpecto - / Saturday 21 March 2015 22:29 / United States

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

By ManchotDesAndes / Thursday 26 February 2015 07:35 / France - Bezons
By frediqqq / Thursday 26 February 2015 04:21 / Australia - Sydney
By failuretolaunch2 / Thursday 26 February 2015 03:31 / United States