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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Maiden_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

By Cùchulainn / Saturday 10 January 2009 03:23 / France

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

By luvizwar - / Friday 18 September 2009 23:27 / Australia

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

By Poowee - / Friday 18 September 2009 04:29 / United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

By Masey - / Thursday 17 September 2009 12:46 / United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:18 / United States