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Kittenmeownyan's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

By Rosies / Sunday 30 November 2008 02:34 / France

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

By Cat Piss / Sunday 15 December 2013 16:58 / United States - Lavon

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:44 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

By zzfreakshow - / Tuesday 15 October 2013 00:16 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

By ugh / Tuesday 3 September 2013 23:53 / United States - Lancaster