About Hollywoodt1ts
I grabbed life by the horns, broke the bull's leg, and lived to tell the tale. in other news, I am an avid FML reader. I'm on here at least 4 times a day. my profile picture is definitely hilarious because it contains a guy with a muffin on top of his head and is in the picture with a girl who has a muffin top. HA!! enough said. enjoy my day to day comments. down right favorite poster on here is DocBastard trying to keep up with him is like running a three legged race with only a peg leg and a cane.
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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

By Ben-Ben / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:43 / France

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 November 2013 19:31 / France - Paris

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

By #isthisthepoundkey? / Friday 1 November 2013 16:49 / United States - Deltona

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

By IamAflyingCat / Tuesday 22 October 2013 09:12 / United States

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

By SaveMeTeddy - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 18:48 / Canada - Burnaby