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I always look at the optimistic side of things. :)
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Foreverlemon's favorite FMLs

Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

By cosmonaut - / Friday 7 August 2009 09:18 / New Zealand

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

By Pumpkin - / Saturday 18 July 2009 02:00 / United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 May 2009 19:37 / United States