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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    60%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    32%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    46%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    91%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Eyepuppy's favorite FMLs

"Nice Guy" dude is a complete douche to his date… then an off-duty cop intervenes

After a question was asked to women on Reddit about worst experiences with guys who at first appeared to be nice, but turned out to be the worst kind of sexist asshats, this story about a policeman intervening to save a date from going quite bad to the absolution worst caught our attention.

By Alan - / Tuesday 15 August 2017 00:30 /
By alternativefacts - / Monday 10 July 2017 14:28 /
By ClumsyKatey - / Sunday 2 July 2017 22:00 /
By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 June 2017 22:00 / United States - Holland
By nitrok - / Thursday 8 June 2017 22:00 /