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Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

By noodle / Wednesday 21 January 2009 22:36 / United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

By buhknee / Wednesday 25 November 2009 00:08 / United States

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

By J - / Tuesday 24 November 2009 18:45 / United Kingdom

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:05 / United States

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

By sad_dad - / Saturday 24 October 2009 17:35 / Canada