About Carrotsex
I like to do stuff. Who doesn't?
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Carrotsex's favorite FMLs
By Brock - / Saturday 2 February 2013 21:20 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt