About Alexisthename
I'm an aspiring lawyer who wants to (one day) work for a non-profit that handles pro bono cases to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. See, we're not all ambulance-chasers. Some of my favorite things include watching SportsCenter, fat babies, old school hiphop, beer, sushi, sports-talk radio, driving fast, dive bars, and punching people who can't distinguish between "your" and "you're." I tend not to be a Grammar-Nazi on the internet, but that last one really makes me want to go Snickerdoodles on all your asses.
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Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:53 / United States

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

By doesnttastegood - / Monday 1 February 2010 10:23 / United Kingdom