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Thenicuo's favorite FMLs

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

By rick / Monday 2 December 2013 21:15 / United States - Roanoke

Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML

By Broccolliboyy - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 06:35 / United States - Colfax

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 May 2013 01:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

By soontobedivorced - / Sunday 19 April 2009 04:05 / United States