About Synthetic42
From my life so far I've realized that there is no understanding of the universe whatsoever. We know nothing, and everything we think is true could be a lie.
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Synthetic42's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Synthetic42's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Sunday 22 March 2009 01:41 / United States
By Noname - / Monday 16 March 2009 04:05 / United States
By Noname - / Sunday 15 March 2009 19:32 / United States

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States
By fire0fisis / Tuesday 3 February 2009 21:46 / United States