About Soundthealarm
Well you probably only care about stuff FML related so that's all I'm gonna talk about. I favourite fml's because: It was so disgusting it was amazing, it made me laugh or the comments are funny. I have only tried to submit one and it involved a yoghurt pot and my cousin's phlegm... Euch. I comment on fml's if I feel my opinion needs to be expressed, if I want to slag off someone's grammar/spelling, I'm annoyed with the OP or if I'm annoyed with another poster. I do not understand the obsession with Snickerdoodles. She's just another whiny internet bitch. I could probably fill the challenger deep with people exactly like her. If you've clicked on my account then read all that you must: Be in a rage with me, be bored shitless or rather like me. Either way, I like you too :'D
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Soundthealarm's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 March 2010 14:08 / United Kingdom

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States