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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 favorites

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    57%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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Ryanc621's favorite FMLs

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

By ScoobieDoo - / Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 / United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML

By datgurllllukno - / Wednesday 15 October 2014 06:26 / United States

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 July 2014 17:53 / United States

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 June 2014 19:52 / United States

Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 4 June 2014 05:07 / New Zealand - Auckland