About Roevera
I'm here for the laughs. I enjoy reading the comments almost more than the original FML, cause the sarcastic and occasionally stupid comments are usually pretty hilarious. FML just gives me something to do between classes. ANYWAYS! message me if you'd like, I'm on the app so I may not respond right away. Hope you enjoyed stalking me! Happy creeping! :D
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Roevera's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    14%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    93%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    28%
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Roevera's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

By Powerless - / Thursday 30 August 2012 06:05 / Australia

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:37 / United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

By smsmall / Monday 3 October 2011 12:08 / United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

By random0605 / Thursday 29 September 2011 05:01 / United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

By JohnBlack - / Tuesday 12 June 2012 03:56 / United States