About Redtailboa
I love reptiles, riding dirt bikes.
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Redtailboa's favorite FMLs

Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

By fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz - / Thursday 5 September 2013 16:39 / Sweden - Solna

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

By Yuuucky - / Monday 26 September 2011 16:58 / Canada