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Randomfool's favorite FMLs

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

By lopez / Tuesday 16 December 2008 03:58 / France

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

By flea-bitten - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:41 / United States

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

By Evalynne / Saturday 6 April 2013 12:55 / United States - New Orleans

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

By confusedcatlover - / Saturday 6 April 2013 11:42 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 April 2013 09:17 / United States