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By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
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By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin
By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States
By VictoriaLeavitt - 25/06/2013 00:35 - United States - Las Vegas
OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.
By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses