By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles
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I am 16 cis, male scumlord. I can read Arabic, Hebrew, Russian, French, English, and basic Greek. I am looking to learn how to read Armenian. I can speak a little bit of French, too. I am a climber and am super cool. I spend my time Skyping, learning about languages, doing homework, climbing and Photoshop.
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By Sleep_lover654 - 07/01/2016 06:46 - United States - Tempe
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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 05:55 - United States - Truckee
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By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.