freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
bashed1
MikeIsMaster
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
South Africa
Bad boy
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML